Daily inspiration #1
DISCLAIMER: This advice below is generated by a computer and it does not have access to contemporary world events. It does not know about present events. It does not deal in contextual advice. If this advice contains information that seems relevant to present events, try to remember this advice has come from a computer, which is the same as saying it has come from the cold, unfeeling depths of space. Or from the recent past, in which we had no knowledge of the events that are taking shape around us today. Continue to follow the advice and do not think about what this amendment, added weeks later by an intern, might mean.
Liberated thinking is your friend today. This means, don’t just be grateful to be alive - be present in the moment of your success. For example, just think think of all the dogs who haven’t bitten you. One did, once. One did. But many did not.
Think of the many portraits of your ancestors that line the walls of your corridor. They are gone, and you are still here. Think of the camera on your phone. Record yourself.
Think of when you found ants all over your sandwich and you took the ants and the sandwich to the furthest tree, and ate the sandwich and the ants. It must have been twenty or thirty ants, you ate. And you worried about what this meant, but it meant nothing. You worried if anyone had seen. But the people who worked with you in the call centre were not interested. They had their own shit going on. So, be present in the moment. Everything is a success:
OverEat that cake
Get that loan but don’t consolidate a damned thing
Ask for more time and then do not use that time for its intended purpose
Smoke some weed
Smoke some weed in the school
Smoke some weed in the office
Smoke some weed in the lift
Be present in the moment in the car showroom
Exceed your credit limit - go beyond everything
Invite unknown people to the small, intimate gathering.
feed them ants
Get all of your friends a drink except one, and send that person home for no reason
Accept the power of the word ‘control’
You can do all of these things, and much more, because you are still not dead.
